Air date: 1999-11-04

Runtime: 30 min

Burnbaum's mother takes over the school as Vice Principal and turns Lambton Junior High into a prison! The punishment theme is explored further, culminating in a prison movie parody, ""Lambton Detention Express"".

Air date: 1999-11-11

Runtime: 30 min

The whole school is freaking out when it's Yearbook picture day, and everyone scrambles to look half decent for posterity. Beau tries to sell a home liposuction kit on his Shopping Channel.

Air date: 1999-11-18

Runtime: 30 min

School uniforms are introduced so everyone looks the same. Zoe launches a protest against it and craziness ensues. Tek is ""dissed"" by the most popular girl in school on his ""Tek's Niche"" program.

Air date: 1999-11-25

Runtime: 30 min

Ridiculous new harsh safety rules are enforced in the school where even teeth are removed as dangerous weapons! Burnbaum stars in a bloody sequel to Shakespeare's ""Macbeth""!

Air date: 1999-12-02

Runtime: 30 min

Air date: 1999-12-09

Runtime: 30 min

Another school dance, and everyone's love problems get revealed. The gang don't have dates and decide to go as a group of losers! A new product called the ""Babe Magnet"" attracts women with the flick of a switch!