Air date: 2001-09-27

Runtime: 30 min

Schwartz longs to get Eve back following their breakup, but if he can't have her, he at least wants a date to the Cobert's party.

Air date: 2001-10-04

Runtime: 30 min

Schwartz wants to be friends with Eve, but a homemade sex videotape that she wants and he can't find poses a problem.

Air date: 2001-10-18

Runtime: 30 min

Schwartz needs to find a co-announcer for a potential gig, but the guy William pairs him with is a lush.

Air date: 2001-10-25

Runtime: 30 min

At the Cobert's party, Eve's and Emily's matchmaking plans for Schwartz and Julie, respectively, go awry.

Air date: 2001-11-29

Runtime: 30 min

Schwartz's television job isn't what he thought it would be. Meanwhile, Julie plans an apartment rental scam to make some cash.

Air date: 2001-12-06

Runtime: 30 min

Schwartz dates a woman who sees more in his relationship with Julie than he does. Meanwhile, Julie sees plenty in her tenant.

Air date: 2001-12-20

Runtime: 30 min

Julie begs Schwartz to pretend to be her boyfriend for her marriage-minded parents. Meanwhile, David tries to do something romantic for Emily.

Air date: 2001-12-27

Runtime: 30 min

Schwartz plays third wheel after learning that Eve is dating an NHL bigwig. Meanwhile, David wants Emily to stop doing a British character.

Air date: 2002-01-03

Runtime: 30 min

David asks Schwartz to crush his cousin's dream of being a sportscaster, but Schwartz is so smitten with her that he can't.

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Runtime: 30 min

Schwartz dates a dancer, but there's just one problem -- he can't dance. What's worse is that he worries his two left feet will lead her to think he's clumsy in bed, too.

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Runtime: 30 min

Schwartz can't seem to find the right assistant, so Gene takes it upon himself to hire Julie without consulting him. Which puts Schwartz in a bind, since Julie is incompetent, but he can't bring himself to tell her so.

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Runtime: 30 min

Schwartz fires Gene as St. Pita's commercial spokesman, fearing the demographic he represents is undesirable.

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Runtime: 30 min

Schwartz's funnyman brother, Rick, visits, and bad blood arises when he manages to steal his job at St. Pita's.