Katy Brand is back for another run of anarchic fun; Lily Allen faces death, Gwyneth Paltrow lets you know what cereal you should eat and we reveal Penelope Cruz's lost audition tape for Notting Hill. The Queen has to deal with Edward crying again, while the Bad Bun hosts an Ann Summers party, Captain Rosie investigates China, Caroline tells Darren she's pregnant and The Victorian Strumpets dodge the London Strangler. Pop Parodies include The Killers 'Hummus', U2 and The Saturdays.