A ghost, Uhura from Star Trek, Snow White, the Log Lady from Twin Peaks and an Umbreon walk into a bar. Jeff Goldblum shows up and leaves with Uhura, the ghost somehow manages to suffocate on its own sheets, Snow White turns into an anime cat guy, the Log Lady starts making out with her log and the Umbreon goes into a corner and slowly starts chanting the word "cunt" to itself. The End.