In Hollywood Director Ryan plays a hunky plumber who has just finished installing a shower... when frisky housewife, Kathy, insists on testing it with him. Kathy's outraged mother, Wayne, makes a dramatic entrance and catches them in the act. The suggestions they're given by the director, Colin, are ""like fast-talking gansters from a 40's film noir"", ""like you have giant butts"" and ""like a violent, slow-motion shoot-out"". The Three-Headed Broadway Star song is called ""Can't Stop Thinking About Your Pants"" and is sung by Wayne, Ryan & Colin to Gillian. Scenes From A Hat subjects are ""what the Queen of England is really saying to the people in the greeting line"", ""what Lassie was really trying to tell everyone"", ""people you wouldn't want to go on an intergalactic flight with"", ""if adults settled disputes the way kids do"" and ""if songs were written about life's most embarassing moments"". The Helping Hands scene has Kathy visiting her Austrian penpal (Ryan) and he's trying to impress