Air date: 1998-09-22

Runtime: 23 min

Paul tries Viagra and spends the day hiding the obvious effects while he searches for Jamie, who is stuck on the streets of New York wearing nothing alse then a towel.

Air date: 1998-09-29

Runtime: 23 min

When Paul gets his tonsils taken out, his pretty nurse makes Jamie jealous. Meanwhile, Mabel says her first word.

Air date: 1998-10-27

Runtime: 23 min

Jamie's ex-boyfriend dies and leaves everything to her. Debbie has second thoughts about marrying Joan.

Air date: 1998-11-03

Runtime: 23 min

To satisfy her need to mother, Lisa adopts a cat with attitude. Jamie learns the benefits of a ""nooner.""

Air date: 1998-11-10

Runtime: 23 min

To help their communication problems, Dr. Sheila recommends that Paul and Jamie not talk to each other for the rest of the day.

Air date: 1998-11-17

Runtime: 23 min

Paul and Jamie go to L.A. to try to get superagent Gardner Malloy to represent him. The life of luxury makes them reluctant to go back.

Air date: 1998-11-24

Runtime: 23 min

Jamie and Paul have a full house for Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile, Mabel may be allergic.

Air date: 1998-12-14

Runtime: 23 min

When Paul inadvertently injures Hal, he hires the nurse who attended to him after his tonsil removal. Jamie hates her, which leads to a fight. To end the argument, Hal suggests the British tradition of burying the fight.

Air date: 1999-01-11

Runtime: 23 min

Mr. Wicker goes out of town and asks Paul and Jamie to tend his rooftop garden. Mabel loves another baby's rare toy.

Air date: 1999-01-18

Runtime: 23 min

To save the store, Ira plans to give away a car to the person who keeps their hand on it the longest. Since he can't afford it, he wants all of the contestants to be ringers.

Air date: 1999-01-25

Runtime: 23 min

Dr. Lee helps Paul and Jamie get away to a much-anticipated honeymoon while Lisa cares for Murray.

Air date: 1999-02-08

Runtime: 23 min

Paul and Jamie spend an unsettling trial night in the suburbs.

Air date: 1999-02-22

Runtime: 23 min

The couple learns that Jamie will be in bed with Mark McGwire via virtual reality.

Air date: 1999-03-01

Runtime: 23 min

Uncle Phil goes back to high school. Lisa gets breast implants.

Air date: 1999-04-26

Runtime: 23 min

Sheila declares Paul and Jamie cured. However, Murray is still traumatized by the earlier puma attack, so Paul and Jamie enter him in a dog show.

Air date: 1999-04-26

Runtime: 23 min

Jamie's dress is ruined by a dry cleaner who is unwilling to make restitution. Paul has a dream where Einstein gives him a partial solution to the millennium bug. He needs to have the dream again, so he can get the rest of the solution.

Air date: 1999-05-03

Runtime: 23 min

Paul and Jamie discover the extra comfort of sleeping apart. Marvin is wrestling part time and Ira becomes his manager.

Air date: 1999-05-10

Runtime: 23 min

Ira finds a note in some old pants that remind him of a date made twenty years ago but he doesn't remember with whom. Paul and Jamie steal Burt's decrepit car so they can ditch it, since he won't sell it.

Air date: 1999-05-13

Runtime: 23 min

Paul accidentally runs over Jamie's mother. While she is in the hospital, her estranged husband visits.

Air date: 1999-05-17

Runtime: 23 min

When Debbie compiles Buchman and Stemple family trees, she learns that Paul and Jamie are actually cousins.

Air date: 1999-05-24

Runtime: 23 min

Mabel's first real film is a biography, looking back at her family's twisted history.

Air date: 1999-05-24

Runtime: 23 min

Mabel's first real film is a biography, looking back at her family's twisted history.