Air date: 1982-10-06

Runtime: 30 min

Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.

Air date: 1982-10-13

Runtime: 30 min

Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.

Air date: 1982-10-20

Runtime: 30 min

There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.

Air date: 1982-10-27

Runtime: 30 min

Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.

Air date: 1982-11-03

Runtime: 30 min

Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""

Air date: 1982-11-10

Runtime: 30 min

Alice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner.

Air date: 1983-01-09

Runtime: 30 min

Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.

Air date: 1983-01-16

Runtime: 30 min

Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.

Air date: 1983-02-28

Runtime: 30 min

Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.

Air date: 1983-03-07

Runtime: 30 min

Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.

Air date: 1983-03-14

Runtime: 30 min

The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.

Air date: 1983-03-21

Runtime: 30 min

Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.

Air date: 1983-03-28

Runtime: 30 min

Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.

Air date: 1983-04-11

Runtime: 30 min

Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.

Air date: 1983-04-17

Runtime: 30 min

Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.

Air date: 1983-04-24

Runtime: 30 min

Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.

Air date: 1983-05-01

Runtime: 30 min

In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.

Air date: 1983-05-15

Runtime: 30 min

Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.

Air date: 1983-05-22

Runtime: 30 min

After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.

Air date: 1983-05-29

Runtime: 30 min

To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.

Air date: 1983-06-05

Runtime: 30 min

Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.

Air date: 1983-06-12

Runtime: 30 min

Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.

Air date: 1983-09-18

Runtime: 30 min

Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.