Air date: 1983-03-04

Runtime: min

Baker and Valentine are disciplined for on-base gambling.

Air date: 1983-03-11

Runtime: min

Baker and Valentine are disciplined for on-base gambling.

Air date: 1983-03-18

Runtime: min

Baker and Valentine plot to use the base's computer as a computer dating service.

Air date: 1983-03-25

Runtime: min

Baker and Valentine get caught renting Army equipment to a nudist colony.

Air date: 1983-04-01

Runtime: min

Colonel Clapp's new automated security system is sabotaged.

Air date: 1983-04-08

Runtime: min

Baker pretends to be sick in order to be looked at by a pretty doctor.

Air date: 1983-04-15

Runtime: min

Baker and Valentine rent the chapel to a couple wanting a military wedding.

Air date: 1983-04-22

Runtime: min

Corporal Grey bets Major Hawkins that there has been a American female war hero.

Air date: 1983-04-29

Runtime: min

After one insult too many, the soldiers get revenge on Major Hawkins by stealing his secret laser device.

Air date: 1983-05-13

Runtime: 30 min

Baker plans a romantic evening with Lola, but is ordered on a mission.

Air date: 1983-05-20

Runtime: min

The soldier force Corporal Wessel to help them break up a gambling ring at the saloon.

Air date: 1983-05-27

Runtime: min

A Texas state police officer comes to the base believing that Valentine is seeing his girlfriend.

Air date: 1983-06-03

Runtime: min

A Russian spy is working at Tar Creek and the Pentagon thinks one of the soldiers is providing her with information.

Air date: 1983-06-10

Runtime: min

A former All-American football player arrives at tar Creek and Colonel Clapp wants to play him against Navy.