Air date: 1963-01-03

Runtime: 30 min

Hercules the horse is sick and the Steptoes' business is under threat. Fellow totters rally around and Albert and Harold hatch a plan to profit.

Air date: 1963-01-10

Runtime: 30 min

Albert's habit of having a bath in the front room is ruining his son's love life. Harold has had enough and decides to build a proper bathroom but Albert is not happy.

Air date: 1963-01-17

Runtime: 30 min

Albert decides to get married again, but despite the qualities of his future stepmother, Harold does everything to put a stop to it.

Air date: 1963-01-24

Runtime: 30 min

Harold plans to take Albert out to celebrate his 65th birthday, but they disagree over everything and end up going home alone.

Air date: 1963-01-31

Runtime: 30 min

Harold has acquired a collection of classical music records and plans a cultural evening. Albert hates it so much he takes some drastic action.

Air date: 1963-02-07

Runtime: 30 min

Harold has arranged a poker game with a few friends. Albert is morally outraged by the idea of gambling. However, he sees Harold is being cheated by his 'friends' and decides to help.

Air date: 1963-02-14

Runtime: 30 min

While out on his rounds Harold falls for a wealthy married woman. Albert is unimpressed and tries to talk Harold out of making a fool of himself.