Air date: 1987-10-22

Runtime: 30 min

Alf's joy at Rita's pending divorce is short lived when he learns she is to live with the new doctor.

Air date: 1987-10-29

Runtime: 30 min

The arrival of Alf's AIDS leaflets spurs him and Arthur into action to aid Mary Whitehouse.

Air date: 1987-11-05

Runtime: 30 min

When Alf is given a cordless telephone, it turns out to be more of hindrance than help.

Air date: 1987-11-12

Runtime: 30 min

Gwenneth and Min come to visit Alf, and hold a seancé to communicate with some long departed friends.

Air date: 1987-11-19

Runtime: 30 min

Alf has a fight at a tea dance and meets up again with his adversary outside his house.

Air date: 1987-11-26

Runtime: 30 min

On a boiling hot summer day, Alf goes to Social Security to complain that he should've had more money in last winter's heating allowance to no avail. Back home, he joins his friends watching cricket on television and falls asleep, loudly dreaming that he has been knighted for his services to the game.