Air date: 1987-10-22

Runtime: 30 min

Alf's joy at Rita's pending divorce is short lived when he learns she is to live with the new doctor.

Air date: 1987-10-29

Runtime: 30 min

The arrival of Alf's AIDS leaflets spurs him and Arthur into action to aid Mary Whitehouse.

Air date: 1987-11-05

Runtime: 30 min

When Alf is given a cordless telephone it turns out to be more of a hindrance than a help.

Air date: 1987-11-12

Runtime: 30 min

Gwenneth and Min come to visit Alf. They decide to hold a seance to talk to long departed friends.

Air date: 1987-11-19

Runtime: 30 min

Alf has a fight at a tea dance and meets up again with his adversary outside his house.

Air date: 1987-11-26

Runtime: 30 min

Alf complains to the DHSS that he should have been paid more winter's heating allowance. He has a loud, revealing dream in front of his friends.