In this episode, the organisers are in for a surprise when Terry Tibbs takes over as judge in an American beauty pageant in Philadelphia. On this side of the pond, Augustine Kwembe (Augustus's oversexed female cousin) poses as a minicab driver inspector in order to groom unsuspecting male candidates, while testing their minicab skills. Meanwhile, our balaclava-clad bandit takes over a supermarket self-service checkout, causing a lot of inconvenience to innocent shoppers.