Air date: 1986-09-20

Runtime: 21 min

Still out to flatter the redoubtable Jessica, Jamie takes her out to an expensive restaurant while tightwad Ted puts Vicki in charge of household expenses.

Air date: 1986-09-27

Runtime: 21 min

Jamie tries to recover his respect in class when his mother comes in as substitute teacher by trying to humiliate her out of her job.

Air date: 1986-10-04

Runtime: 21 min

Playing a judge in a class simulation of a courtroom, Jamie dispenses uneven justice and gets impeached, while parking-ticket-skipping role model Ted tries to get himself arrested.

Air date: 1986-10-11

Runtime: 21 min

Joan's civic project with the homeless prompts Jamie to bring home a bum, who virtually takes over the Lawson household.

Air date: 1986-10-18

Runtime: 21 min

When Jamie is taken by a slick curbside vendor with a bad mini-TV, Ted goes after him for reparations -- and gets conned himself.

Air date: 1986-10-25

Runtime: 21 min

Jamie pushes Harriet aside in an unrequited crush on her 16-year-old cousin, who teaches him a lesson in respect.

Air date: 1986-11-01

Runtime: 21 min

When he's punished for thoughtlessly dropping the family's reservations to Mexico, Jamie dreams that the others are robots under his control.

Air date: 1986-11-08

Runtime: 21 min

To help Jamie's shy and withdrawn classmate who stutters, Ted programs Vicki to be her speech therapist.

Air date: 1986-11-15

Runtime: 21 min

Jamie tries to show Vicki the meaning of compassion by sharing, which she does -- including the dress off her back, while the Brindles move in with their marital dispute.

Air date: 1986-11-29

Runtime: 21 min

To get on a community-sponsored Thanksgiving ski trip for disadvantaged kids, Jamie convinces the sponsors that his parents are separated.

Air date: 1986-12-06

Runtime: 21 min

To pay for a new bike he bought from the neighborhood bully, Jamie uses Vicki to run a school computerized match-making business.

Air date: 1986-12-13

Runtime: 21 min

Jamie learns a sobering lesson in using smoking and chewing tobacco to elevate his freshman status in junior high.

Air date: 1987-01-10

Runtime: 21 min

While Vicki learns to spend a day without duties or instructions, Ted's new prestigious job offer in Massachusetts tests the family's taste to social climb vs. its price of morality.

Air date: 1987-01-17

Runtime: 21 min

To make his dad's ""button-pusher"" job seem important to his friends, Jamie hints that Ted is head of a top-secret project -- which even Ted's jealous boss, Brandon, believes.

Air date: 1987-01-24

Runtime: 21 min

Nagged by classmates that Vicki has a wooden personality, Jamie overdoes it in secretly programming her a livelier one.

Air date: 1987-02-07

Runtime: 21 min

The Lawsons take up the Brindles' snobby challenge and enter Vicki in a mall pageant against Harriet.

Air date: 1987-02-14

Runtime: 21 min

To help his Little League team's rock-bottom status, Jamie disguises Vicki as a boy to use her robotic abilities to bat for the pennant.

Air date: 1987-02-21

Runtime: 21 min

After Vicki watches a TV hypnotist turn volunteers into clowns and animals, she starts practicing her new mesmerizing ""skill"" on the Lawsons with hysterical results.

Air date: 1987-04-18

Runtime: 21 min

While in a store with Jamie looking for a present for her mock birthday party to convince Child Services that they treat her well, Vicki picks up an expensive watch and is picked up for shoplifting.

Air date: 1987-05-02

Runtime: 21 min

After being burglarized (while Vicki's home and they're at a restaurant), the Lawsons join the neighborhood watch.

Air date: 1987-05-09

Runtime: 21 min

To train Vicki to be more affectionate, Ted buys her a toy cat that only makes her mimic Jamie's past jealousy and run away.

Air date: 1987-05-16

Runtime: 21 min

During Jamie's part-time gas station job, Vicki fine-tunes a car to go 50 miles a gallon, causing oil companies and oil sheiks alike to drop by the Lawsons' door.

Air date: 1987-05-23

Runtime: 21 min

Ted and Joan decide to have the ceremonial wedding they never had -- until the Brindles butt in.

Air date: 1987-06-20

Runtime: 21 min

Joan invites Wally Crandal, a former 90-pound weakling college classmate, over for dinner to meet his former school tormentor: Ted, who rigs Vicki to play even crueler tricks. Only Ted's unaware that Wally's grown into a top pro wrestler.