Intro: Hungry Opening Titles Suicide Cliff Spilled Salt Take a Picture Ticket to Philadelphia Feeding Your Lover Learning French Throwing the Kids Away High Visibility Gear Heavy Petting Zoo First Time Burglar Feeling Ugly Waiting for the Bus Beauty Salon Dryers Online Dating Did Someone Hit You? Kiddie Soccer Mathematicians Convention Performing in the Park Explaining Divorce I Heard a Noise Police at the Door Bad Beach Kids Dueling Sports Commentators Irreconcilable Differences Ping Pong Cheater Messing with the Teacher Checking Teeth Looking for Teabags Loose Tooth Overeager Ball Boy Airport Security: Amsterdam Snail Exhibit First Time Porn Actor/End Credits Closing: Finnish for the Day