Welcome to Bikini Bottom Inquirer where investigative thrills are packed to the gills! I'm your host Perch Perkins with the latest local news! Here's today's rundown: Intro + Top Stories Prom Expert or Prom Failure? Meet DummyBob The Lurch Report: Indoor Flash Flood Warning! Now Available: Arm Shrinking Spray #TheSpongeChallenge Dance Trend Perch Phone: Community Responds to #TheSpongeChallenge Outro + Stinger