Joel snorts up this whole Paris Hilton/Devil's Dandruff story and tries to read the messages in Billy Bush's eyes... Gabourey Sidibe's mother Alice Tan Ridley feels the cold, bony finger of nothingness tapping her shoulder on America's Got Talent... Breaking Bad star and Emmy winner Aaron Paul stops by to sell Joel some pure, crystallized, mind-blowing sandwiches... New Dancing with the Stars contestant David Hasselhoff celebrates his gig by lubricating his liver on Access Hollywood... And Fashion Police co-host Kelly Osbourne pops in to abuse the power of her badge and harass Joel...