Air date: 2025-04-17

Runtime: 28 min

Hello, I am Hussein, and this is my family, the Husseins! This is a very big day for us. We have experienced a loss… but I negotiated a very cheap burial price! Go me. Tomorrow is already looking better!

Air date: 2025-04-17

Runtime: 27 min

Look how many candles we have! We are the most sad AND the least scary! There is nothing hidden in my halal cart. Trust us. Now.

Air date: 2025-04-17

Runtime: 29 min

The government has created a new secret spy program called See Something Say Something! But you can't see something if we are nothing!

Air date: 2025-04-17

Runtime: 27 min

Mona, this is a very important phone call. We are speaking to our relatives in Egypt. This is a very expensive call, but of course I got us a phone card that is very cheap. It is very important that you make our move across the world seem worth it. Make us look good! Now.

Air date: 2025-04-17

Runtime: 27 min

Hateful, but helpful. The best hate crime I have ever seen. I love this country.

Air date: 2025-04-17

Runtime: 29 min

The school election is just as important as the presidential election and only one of them is rigged. Soon my daughter will run the world! While my son wastes away. Inshallah.

Air date: 2025-04-17

Runtime: 27 min

Rumi, once they grow down there, they leave your head. I’m sorry son. It’s time for you to grow up. You will be a bald man by high school.

Air date: 2025-04-17

Runtime: 32 min

We love you Mr. Bush. Feel free to stay at our house, and torture our family. We cannot wait to visit this Guantanamo Bay! It sounds beautiful.