Air date: 2002-11-03

Runtime: 22 min

Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.

Air date: 2002-11-10

Runtime: 22 min

A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.

Air date: 2002-11-17

Runtime: 22 min

Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.

Air date: 2002-11-24

Runtime: 22 min

Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.

Air date: 2002-12-01

Runtime: 22 min

A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.

Air date: 2002-12-08

Runtime: 22 min

Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.

Air date: 2002-12-15

Runtime: 22 min

Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.

Air date: 2003-01-05

Runtime: 22 min

Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.

Air date: 2003-01-12

Runtime: 22 min

A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.

Air date: 2003-01-12

Runtime: 22 min

Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.

Air date: 2003-02-02

Runtime: 22 min

Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.

Air date: 2003-02-09

Runtime: 22 min

Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.

Air date: 2003-02-16

Runtime: 22 min

Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.

Air date: 2003-03-02

Runtime: 22 min

Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.

Air date: 2003-03-09

Runtime: 22 min

To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.

Air date: 2003-03-16

Runtime: 22 min

Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.

Air date: 2003-03-30

Runtime: 22 min

Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.

Air date: 2003-04-13

Runtime: 22 min

Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.

Air date: 2003-04-27

Runtime: 22 min

After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.

Air date: 2003-05-04

Runtime: 22 min

A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.

Air date: 2003-05-11

Runtime: 22 min

A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.

Air date: 2003-05-18

Runtime: 22 min

To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.

Air date: 2003-05-18

Runtime: 22 min

Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.