Air date: 2001-11-11

Runtime: 22 min

Bobby goes from bullied to bully after learning a counterattack move in a self-defense class--for women.

Air date: 2001-12-09

Runtime: 22 min

After an accident at his gun club destroys Dale's confidence, Peggy proposes sending him on a bogus mercenary mission, which he fouls up.

Air date: 2001-12-12

Runtime: 22 min

A female cop gets a hankerin' for Hank; Peggy accidentally brings back a native child after a school field trip to Mexico.

Air date: 2001-12-16

Runtime: 22 min

Hank's emotional outburst pushes him further from his father, so Bobby drafts Jimmy Carter to broker a Christmas peace.

Air date: 2002-01-06

Runtime: 22 min

After Bobby feigns taking Connie's father's bribe to break up with her, Connie lets her grades slip to show how upset she is without him.

Air date: 2002-02-10

Runtime: 22 min

Bobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until Bill's depressing experiences break his spirit. So Hank sends him to ladies' man Boomhauer.

Air date: 2002-02-17

Runtime: 22 min

Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but it's Hank who wins the honor--and bungles it.

Air date: 2002-02-24

Runtime: 22 min

Peggy leads a troupe of "wenches" to protest their unfair treatment at the Renaissance Faire, where Hank is trying to land a big-money propane account.

Air date: 2002-02-24

Runtime: 22 min

Hank and the boys recruit Connie for a bluegrass fiddle contest, but Kahn insists that she focus on classical music.

Air date: 2002-03-03

Runtime: 22 min

A con man offers "genius" Peggy an at-home doctorate course, which she finances with the Hills' retirement fund.

Air date: 2002-03-10

Runtime: 22 min

Cotton's financially strapped VFW group moves into Hank's home, prompting Hank to recruit Vietnam vets, to whom Cotton doesn't exactly cotton.

Air date: 2002-03-17

Runtime: 22 min

Unable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy pretends to be a nun to land a position at a Catholic school, ending her budding career at Strickland Propane.

Air date: 2002-03-31

Runtime: 22 min

After learning the Army used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug, Bill gets drunk and steals a tank. And it's up to his friends to try to return it.

Air date: 2002-04-07

Runtime: 22 min

When Hank and Dale find more interest in the activities of the other's son, Dale concludes he's not Joseph's father--and that an alien is.

Air date: 2002-04-14

Runtime: 22 min

Kahn covets membership in an all-Asian country club, but it's Hank who's asked to join--as a token white to secure a PGA tournament.

Air date: 2002-04-14

Runtime: 22 min

Peggy gets a job at Alamo Beer, but a clause in her contract prevents her from telling Hank why Texas is completely devoid of the brew for the next 36 hours.

Air date: 2002-04-21

Runtime: 22 min

Oblivious to its cultlike ways, Luanne joins a sorority and gets Peggy in too; Hank and the boys rescue emus from death, but don't know what to do with them.

Air date: 2002-04-28

Runtime: 22 min

Hank learns that the incident estranging Dale from his cowboy father was a cover to keep him in the dark about Dad being in the closet.

Air date: 2002-05-05

Runtime: 22 min

Hank is shaken after having a dream about grilling burgers...naked...with Nancy. And the situation is stirred when Peggy finds out.

Air date: 2002-05-05

Runtime: 22 min

Bill is heartbroken when the beautiful jogger he's pining for falls for Boomhauer, who is in turn heartbroken himself when the jogger dumps him.

Air date: 2002-05-12

Runtime: 22 min

The Hills are off to Japan so Cotton can apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed in WWII, but something about Cotton's story doesn't quite add up.

Air date: 2002-05-12

Runtime: 22 min

Cotton runs amuck in Tokyo when rejected by his newly found Japanese son.