Air date: 2000-10-01

Runtime: 22 min

Bobby's act of heroism leads the Hills to a meeting with candidate George Dub-Ya, who turns Hank's vote from sure to tentative with the shake of a hand.

Air date: 2000-11-05

Runtime: 22 min

Bobby becomes Strickland's personal caddy and picks up some bad habits. Meanwhile, Peggy and Minh compete to donate the most blood.

Air date: 2000-11-12

Runtime: 22 min

As Hank builds coffins for his family, Bobby struggles with the fact that he's still treated as a child even as Joseph laments how awkward adulthood is for him.

Air date: 2000-11-19

Runtime: 22 min

Bobby rejects Thanksgiving after history lessons from John Redcorn, who longs to be a real father to his illegitimate son Joseph.

Air date: 2000-11-26

Runtime: 22 min

The Booster Club sends a distraught Hank to talk to Peggy after she fails the football team's star fullback and gets him suspended from the team.

Air date: 2000-12-03

Runtime: 22 min

Cash-flow problems plague Hank's father, who's forced to work a menial job on Veterans Day instead of marching in the parade.

Air date: 2000-12-10

Runtime: 22 min

Bobby goes all-out to become school mascot, a high-profile post that suffers a low blow when he avoids a time-honored tradition.

Air date: 2000-12-17

Runtime: 22 min

Bill counters his holiday loneliness by becoming a generous Santa, attracting a nice single mother and a young slacker who takes advantage.

Air date: 2001-01-21

Runtime: 22 min

Peggy thinks Hank's tears are indicative of a father-son void, but they're really about his truck, which looks headed for pickup-truck heaven.

Air date: 2001-02-04

Runtime: 22 min

While a distraught Hank tries to deal with the fact that he wasn't born in Texas, Cotton and his buddies once again make plans to assassinate Fidel Castro.

Air date: 2001-02-11

Runtime: 22 min

Bill and former Texas governor Ann Richards hit it off after a chance meeting resulting from Hank's reluctant prank in an Austin hotel.

Air date: 2001-02-18

Runtime: 22 min

Bobby's ventriloquist's dummy gets more of Hank's attention than Bobby, but it's Dale who harbors a grudge against the wooden being.

Air date: 2001-02-25

Runtime: 22 min

Unaware that the new employee at Strickland Propane is a prostitute, Peggy becomes her best friend and even offers her a place to stay--Hank's den.

Air date: 2001-03-04

Runtime: 22 min

Repeated exposure to poisons forces Dale out of extermination and into a desk job that leads him back into extermination--of careers.

Air date: 2001-03-11

Runtime: 22 min

As Luanne's sponsor in a sexual-abstinence program, Peggy has to testify about her lifetime total of sexual partners--and it's more than one.

Air date: 2001-04-01

Runtime: 22 min

When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird, Hank builds a doghouse, an elaborate accommodation that's perfect--for Bobby.

Air date: 2001-04-08

Runtime: 22 min

Hank joins Bobby's environmental effort, but only to preserve a long-time cover-up concerning a mishap with Boomhauer's car in high school.

Air date: 2001-04-22

Runtime: 22 min

Dale plans to buy Nancy a face-lift by suing a tobacco company, which countersues--and carelessly bugs his home.

Air date: 2001-05-06

Runtime: 22 min

Wearing a prosthetic rump relieves Hank's back pain, but makes him the butt of friends' jokes as they all prepare for a riding-mower race.

Air date: 2001-05-13

Runtime: 22 min

Bobby avoids a beating by high schoolers by pretending to be one of them.