Air date: 1997-01-12

Runtime: 22 min

Middle-class Texan Hank Hill blows his top when an overzealous social worker accuses him of child abuse after rumors about his son's black eye get out of hand.

Air date: 1997-01-19

Runtime: 22 min

Hank is annoyed when Bobby asks to take a sex-education class--especially when he discovers that Peggy's the teacher.

Air date: 1997-02-02

Runtime: 22 min

A camping trip with Bobby's scout troop leaves Hank griping after the boy clubs an endangered bird during a faux hunt. Meanwhile, Peggy embarks on a mysterious quest.

Air date: 1997-02-09

Runtime: 22 min

Hank's determination to find a role model for Bobby leads to an unexpected encounter with Hank's own hero.

Air date: 1997-02-16

Runtime: 22 min

When Luanne breaks up with Buckley, Hank takes it upon himself to pick up the pieces of his niece's broken heart, only to be left fuming when she makes a play for Boomhauer.

Air date: 1997-02-23

Runtime: 22 min

A concerned Peggy inadvertently spreads the word about Hank's bout with constipation, leaving her husband flushed with embarrassment.

Air date: 1997-03-02

Runtime: 22 min

The Hills' new Laotian neighbors cause Peggy and Hank confusion and consternation after a culture clash leads to suspicion over a missing dog.

Air date: 1997-03-23

Runtime: 22 min

Hank's caught in the middle when his overbearing father pays a visit--and incurs the wrath of a patience-exhausted Peggy.

Air date: 1997-04-13

Runtime: 22 min

Peggy and Hank head to Dallas so Peggy can compete in a boggle tournament, but Hank decides to forego the tournament in order to attend a lawnmower expo.

Air date: 1997-04-27

Runtime: 22 min

Hank and Peggy's love of cigarettes is rekindled after Hank catches Bobby smoking, but Luanne is determined to nip their habit in the butt.

Air date: 1997-05-04

Runtime: 22 min

Hank's burning mad when he discovers fire ants on his lawn on the eve of the neighborhood block party.

Air date: 1997-05-11

Runtime: 22 min

Luanne and Bobby each face a crisis: she's fearful of failing her beauty exam, while he frets over his first boy-girl party.