Air date: 2020-03-02

Runtime: 5 min

Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.

Air date: 2020-03-09

Runtime: 7 min

Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.

Air date: 2020-03-16

Runtime: 6 min

Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.

Air date: 2020-03-30

Runtime: 3 min

Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.

Air date: 2020-04-06

Runtime: 5 min

Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.

Air date: 2020-04-27

Runtime: 5 min

Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.

Air date: 2020-03-30

Runtime: 4 min

Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.

Air date: 2020-04-13

Runtime: 4 min

Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.

Air date: 2020-04-20

Runtime: 6 min

Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.

Air date: 2020-05-04

Runtime: 5 min

Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.

Air date: 2020-05-11

Runtime: 8 min

Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.

Air date: 2020-05-18

Runtime: 8 min

Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.

Air date: 2020-05-25

Runtime: 5 min

Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.

Air date: 2020-06-01

Runtime: 4 min

Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.

Air date: 2020-06-22

Runtime: 7 min

Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.

Air date: 2020-06-08

Runtime: 4 min

The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.

Air date: 2020-06-15

Runtime: 4 min

A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!

Air date: 2020-06-29

Runtime: 7 min

Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.

Air date: 2020-07-06

Runtime: 4 min

The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.

Air date: 2020-07-13

Runtime: 8 min

Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.

Air date: 2020-07-27

Runtime: 4 min

Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.

Air date: 2020-08-03

Runtime: 7 min

Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.

Air date: 2020-08-10

Runtime: 5 min

Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.

Air date: 2020-08-17

Runtime: 7 min

Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.

Air date: 2020-08-24

Runtime: 6 min

Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.