Air date: 2019-09-09

Runtime: 6 min

Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.

Air date: 2019-09-09

Runtime: 3 min

John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.

Air date: 2019-10-14

Runtime: 5 min

Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.

Air date: 2019-10-21

Runtime: 5 min

Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).

Air date: 2019-10-28

Runtime: 6 min

Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.

Air date: 2019-11-04

Runtime: 4 min

Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.

Air date: 2019-11-11

Runtime: 7 min

Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.

Air date: 2019-11-18

Runtime: 4 min

Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.

Air date: 2019-11-25

Runtime: 5 min

Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.

Air date: 2019-12-02

Runtime: 5 min

Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.

Air date: 2019-12-09

Runtime: 5 min

Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.

Air date: 2019-12-16

Runtime: 5 min

Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.

Air date: 2019-12-23

Runtime: 5 min

Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.

Air date: 2019-12-30

Runtime: 4 min

Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.

Air date: 2020-01-06

Runtime: 9 min

Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.

Air date: 2020-01-06

Runtime: 5 min

Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.

Air date: 2020-01-13

Runtime: 5 min

Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.

Air date: 2020-01-20

Runtime: 5 min

Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.

Air date: 2020-01-27

Runtime: 8 min

Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.

Air date: 2020-02-03

Runtime: 4 min

A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.

Air date: 2020-02-10

Runtime: 6 min

Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.

Air date: 2020-02-17

Runtime: 5 min

Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.

Air date: 2020-02-24

Runtime: 4 min

Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.