Ronald Villiers does the Zortol Doorstep Challenge - Rokadisco 80 - Chris and Davie in the office - Requiem for a rock star - The Teacher - Benefit Cuts - Computer Assistants - Jack and Victor Crooning - 'Can we film some porn?' - 'It's never too early for a fusilier' - The Banter Boys in the cloakroom - ESP - The Farting Coach - 'Dad, can I have a tongue stud?' - The Big Man goes to College - Milk, Lemonade, Chocolate - The Neds - Brenda the bossy aunt - the Sewer Boys - Jack and Vic go robbing - The Rage Man.