Drybone the Immortal and Shieldmaiden Barbara are preparing for their wedding, but not all Barbara's relatives are happy about the union. Her strong-willed aunt, Queen Brungilda, believes her niece deserves a more suitable match. In a misguided attempt to stop the wedding, she unwittingly casts a powerful sleeping charm on Barbara. The Queen proclaims that the legendary Elixir of Life can save Barbara, but only a truly noble knight will survive the treacherous path to the Elixir, hidden in a perilous place where danger lurks at every turn. Drybone, known as a dark sorcerer, stands no chance in this noble quest, so he enlists Elijah, a true and valiant knight but clumsy and fearful, to join him. In a tale filled with action, magic, and humor, only a true hero can save Barbara and restore peace and joy to the kingdom.